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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Pimp my Ride Death Star

It may be a piece of shit, but it's a SHINY piece of shit. And as was proven on Mythbusters, you CAN polish a turd.

When we were in Canada for Easter, our Canuck friends were asking whether we noticed that most of the locals drive smaller, more fuel efficient vehicles. Oh, we noticed. So much for blending in to the local population. At least our Ford Expedition is a little bit smaller.

6 comments:

  1. Just a test to see if I could post this from my mobile phone.

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  2. I'll be working in Mississauga but commuting from the Hamilton-Dundas-Ancaster-Stoney Creek-Burlington area. Somewhere in there.

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  3. Grew up in Pickering . I thought you from Louisiana ?

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  4. I am from Louisiana. I'm there right now. But I'm moving in a couple of months. I lived in Mississauga from 2002-2003, and I used to visit about once a year, so I still have friends/colleagues up there.

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