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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Look at this fucking doppelganger



And I'm not just talking about the flop-sweat, wire-rimmed glasses and the hair that looks like it's been combed with buttered toast. It's the constant evasive non-answers and feigning ignorance that reminds me of attorney Nathan Thurm. All this doughy, pasty bitch needs is a cigarette with an inch-long ash and the two would be indistinguishable.

"I'm not being evasive. You're the one that's being evasive. Why is it always the other person that's being evasive? [looks at camera] It's him, right?"


2 comments:

  1. Yes, as attorney Nathan Thurm. He was originally in an old SNL "60 Minutes" type skit with Dan Akroyd and Harry Shearer portraying the owners of "Minkman Brand" novelties, like plastic vomit, fake dog shit and whoopee cushions.

    Nathan Thurm was counsel for a Chinese sweatshop that counterfeited whoopee cushions and was responsible for "upper thigh injuries" to unwary consumer in the U.S.

    Classic stuff.

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