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Friday, May 4, 2012

The Empire of Jeff Newsletter Has Moved

You can now get your lowbrow humor on an average of twice yearly at:

http://empireofjeff.wordpress.com

Just kidding - I moved primarily because I do most of my writing on my Windows Phone and Blogger doesn't have an app on their Marketplace for Blogger.  Mainly because they're owned by Google, which owns the Android platform. 

Sorta.

But anyway, FUCK 'EM, because I now have a WordPress app on my phone which means that you can catch me in all my misanthropic glory AS MANY AS FIVE TWENTY-FOUR TIMES as I can possibly post.  And seeing as how it's an election year, your chances are good.

Like Grandpa always said, "if you don't have something nice to say, say something ugly."

True dat, Gramps.  True dat.  I miss you.

See you at the new place.  Take off your fuckin' shoes, first.
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